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Aug. 7th, 2010

Frankie as dragon

dorothy_parka

On Staten Island, Rooster Comes to Kill YOU



Roosters have overrun the mis-named street of Sleepy Hollow Road way out on the South Shore of Staten Island, the forgotten borough of NYC. Not only are the roosters raising a ruckus every sun-up, they're destroying people's gardens! Local Michelle Olsen is currently feeding the guys, and scrambles eggs for them (??) every morning. They also enjoy elbow macaroni.

No one knows how the chickens got there, but the local mail carrier, whom the article identifies only as "Lou" doesn't like them, or the big cat the next street over.
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Aug. 5th, 2010

Frankie as dragon

dorothy_parka

Every Cat Must Get Stoned

Even the big ones like the nip.

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Jul. 31st, 2010

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polycat

How To Find Your Dead Dog

THIS PSYCHIC KNOWS

I know you peeps are always thinking your dead pets will come back to you as another pet. Have you ever been to cat and/or dog heaven? It's pretty awesome. They'd be crazy to come back. But I guess some of them miss you. This lady psychic will find the new body your animal's soul has eaten. Shepards come back as foxhounds! I bet Mungo would come back as an otter. Lemme ask. NO! He said bear. a nice bear in a nice park with nice foods.

Psychic Ellen Kohn says talking to deceased pets ended up being a lot like talking to the living. So it must go like this: me: Frankie! what the what are you doing! Frankie: I dunno!

I think I am an animal psychic!
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polycat

Cat Travels 1000 Kilometers

NO ONE KNOWS HOW HE DID IT

This cat got from Brisbane to "Townsville," 1000 Km away in Aus, and no one know how he did it! It took nine months. I'm going with "walked" because Australian cats are notoriously bad drivers.
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Jul. 29th, 2010

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polycat

NYC's "Rat Zoo"

apparently the rats have take over a park in lower Manhattan. There are so many that a vlogger has decided to call the park a rat zoo.

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Jul. 26th, 2010

hank

polycat

Cat Rsecued from Sewer!

SEWER CAT!!

Silly Bronx cat Motz left his home during a barbeque a few weeks ago, causing his person to go into a skelter looking for him. Luckily, a friend heard his meows, coming from a sewer grate!!! Bronx EPA worker Samuel Barcone donned some protective gloves and rescued the damp and smelly cat.

For the record, firefighters were unable to rescue Motz. Buncha pussies.

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hank

polycat

Man Bypasses Order of Protection Via Cat

In case you were wondering, it didn't work

An jailed man in Utah was found to be in violation of an order of protection against his wife because he wrote 11 letters to the couple's cat begging the cat to tell his wife not to testify against him in his upcoming trial. Obviously, the cat felt the man could not be trusted and alerted the proper authorities. Generally, we're NOT on the side of the law, but I guess the cat, Molly, had her reasons. Maybe he didn't feed her one day.
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polycat

New Litterbox song!

Litterbox, the all-cat metal band, has a new song. Check out the vid--they drive a '70 Chevelle, which is almost as cool as my '72 Nova. I approve of this band in every way--great music, great taste in cars.

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Jul. 25th, 2010

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polycat

horror film!

The dog's name is POLLY, and it looks like my dad! The cat's name is Hermoine, and has that same joyful insouciance you see in my visage. BUT THE CONTENT OMG SCARY.

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Cat Videos Will End the World

NY TIMES SAYS IT IS SO

OMG you guys! I know we thought the world would end with nucular bombs or vacuums, but the NY Times says it's will end by CAT VIDS. I can't even read this article. Here's a video of my pal, the late Flippy cat:

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