August 14th, 2010

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New Threat to Postal Workers

They thought dogs were bad

Postal workers in the excitingly named city of Moose Jaw Saskatchewan are facing a new threat: HAWKS. HAWKS!

Some residents have been told their mail delivery will be suspended because the Swainson's hawks pose a threat to workers. They're protectorating their nests! That's more important than your Canadian mail!! The Swaison's hawks feel especially threatened by Wireless catalogs. "Novelty doormats and Miss Marple DVDs terrify me," said one.