Roosters have overrun the mis-named street of Sleepy Hollow Road way out on the South Shore of Staten Island, the forgotten borough of NYC. Not only are the roosters raising a ruckus every sun-up, they're destroying people's gardens! Local Michelle Olsen is currently feeding the guys, and scrambles eggs for them (??) every morning. They also enjoy elbow macaroni.
No one knows how the chickens got there, but the local mail carrier, whom the article identifies only as "Lou" doesn't like them, or the big cat the next street over.